turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew)

heliolisk:

as the prophet childish gambino once said “dont be mad cause im doing me better than u doing u”

(Source: linxspiration)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/1.4
  3. Exposure: 1/500th
  4. Focal Length: 35mm

(Source: dailydormer)

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan)

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

apoitex:

At this very moment in the town of Couer d’Couers, young Ned was nine years, twenty-seven weeks, six days and three minutes old. His dog, Digby was three years, two weeks, six days, five hours, and nine minutes old… and not a minute older.